Now
Available! The Uncle Stan Calendar for 2009!
How much
longer can this go on! (edition #26!!)
Let me bring clutter into your life!
A
Profusely Illustrated Bit of fluff celebrating the joys and sorrows,
the triumphs and travails, the endless workaday fun that IS pharmacy!
NOW Available for 2009....SAME OUTRAGEOUS TERMS! The cover
features Uncle Stan's infamous recurring AMBIGRAM...proof he doesn't
know which end is up!
13 months of new cartoons
for the pharmacist in your life looking for something to do... just
something to fill those idle
hours of daydreaming happiness,
wand'ring through the thoughts that make a 14 hour shift worthwhile
WHATTYA MEAN MY INSURANCE DON'T COVER MY STUFF, BUD?!
Ah the appreciation, the satisfaction of serving mankind in all
its visible forms....
HEY MAC, THAT VICODIN SCRIPT IS
LEGIT--WHUTCHA CALLIN THE DOCTOR FOR?
The idyllic, rhapsodic
pharmacy recounted in tales from our youth...
HEY BUB, YOU
GOTTA GO TO COLLEGE FOR THIS JOB?
OK, so sometimes you need
a smirk. Here's your chance.
Each one signed and numbered
"just like a work of art."
You can have one for $8.50,
postage paid. Order lots of them, the price goes down--for
example
1-4: $8.50
5-10: $8.00
11-15: $7.50
This
year's contribution to your closet of pharmacy paraphernalia includes
crosswords, things for the grandkids to
color, veiled comments
about the agenda of certain semi-elected officials, and the usual
lame puns you hear every day.
OH OF COURSE YOU NEED THIS!!!
If you want dates noted for that "special
someone" let Uncle Stan know...he puts enough obscure flotsam
into
this thing every year, no reason to leave you
out!
IF YOU'RE A STARVING STUDENT LOOKING FOR FUNDRAISING
MATERIAL, LET'S TALK. But lay off my potato chips.
UNCLE
STAN WAS A STARVING STUDENT HIMSELF ONCE, BEFORE BECOMING A STARVING
PHARMACIST. Well, not starving, anyway...I do get the good
macaroni and cheese these days...
ALSO, if you're a DRUG REP
looking for GOODIES to give to those pharmacies on your route...go
ahead...let's
put those Dale Carnegie courses to good use and
email me....these little darlins' can be CUSTOMIZED.
Jim "Uncle Stan" Middleton at
The
Animating Apothecary
PO Box 1325
Battle Creek, MI
49017
email:
jimmiddleton@juno.com
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